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Nov 3, 2007 :

This is War, Mr. G

Posted by Keng at 2:01 pm; 15 Comments

So I really do believe that Mr. G is out to get me and hates me just as much as I do him.

Earlier today, I finally had the courage to let him sit/stand/whatever on my head for more than a few seconds (it was actually a couple of minutes, methinks) without shaking my head really hard to make him fly away (I was watching Tokyo Majin Gakuen Kenpuchou: To Dai Ni Maku, which you should definitely watch if you’re into animé like me :], and couldn’t be bothered).

Anyways, some minutes later (after my older brother eventually made him fly away by demonstrating to me how he instills fear in Mr. G with the help of a football), I went to the bathroom, and while I was washing my hands, I noticed in the mirror that there were green stuff in my hair. Since Mr. G has been doing something weird with his feathers (a part of his head is bald-ish because apparently, he has been taking his feathers out and eating them.. O__O), I thought “Hmm, he must’ve been doing that weird thing on my head.” Upon closer inspection, however, it dawned on me:

HE FREAKING POOPED ON MY HEAD!!

That bird… >___>

edit: He just did it again! Although it wasn’t on my head, he pooped on my Incubus hoodie! UGHHH.

Nov 2, 2007 :

Parrot out of Hell?

Posted by Keng at 11:52 pm; 2 Comments

As you may or may not know, I’m pretty terrified of Mr. G, the parrot that we have at home. And since I’ve been home since last Friday, I’ve been subject to his fear-smelling (you know, because he smells my fear) and Keng-scaring antics once more. x__x

I’ve noticed that he likes flying to the table and landing on someone’s head while we’re eating. Not that he wouldn’t do that before, he’d just do it more constantly now, playing musical chairs on the heads of whoever’s sitting at the dining table (he did this yesterday, woe) and flying back and forth from his cage to where we are. It’s amusing when he’s playing with hair or climbing up clothes or doing his Spider-Man trick, as long as they’re not mine/done near me. Once he does it to me, I cower in fear (I’d probably curl up in a fetal position if I could, hah!) and shout at one of my younger brothers to get him off. >__> It’s pretty bad, really. My youngest brother even tells me off for how stupid my whole thing with Mr. G is. XD

Anyways, last weekend, I went shopping with my brothers, and there was one day (I don’t remember which shopping day it was, lol) when we went home with some chicken teriyaki from a Japanese place in the mall. So of course, me and my brothers start eating, and here comes Mr. G in all his green glory, wanting to taste some of it:

Mr G grabbing some of MY food
Mr G getting MORE of my food
Mr G trying to swallow a noodle, I guess. Hee, you can see the Wii at the back...

It was pretty amusing watching him go back and forth between two takeout boxes of food. XD Mind you, though, it’s probably the only time I’ll think he’s quite nifty. :P

Posted by Keng at 11:59 pm; 5 Comments

Happy November, aka the BEST month of the year, everyone! :D
And if you don’t get why, well, too bad.

All weirdness aside, I really am happy it’s November now. Because it means the semester ends in a couple of weeks. And that it’s getting colder. And that the holidays are coming up. And that there’s a whole bunch of long weekends (three, to be exact), wheee. :D Apparently, it’s National Blog Posting Month, too. With all the awesomesauceness that November brings, who knows, I just might do that whole blog-every-day-of-the-month thing (not that I’m joining NaBloPoMo; just following the concept that it has) and not let this site gather dust as it always has.

So I’ve been at home since Friday night last week. I played bad college student and skipped a whole week of classes so I could get here by Halloween, which is also Kuya Erik’s1 23rd birthday. Considering that I haven’t properly gone home since I moved up to Gainesville in August2, it’s a much-needed mini-vacation of sorts. :] I’m even treating this visit as a vacation so much that I haven’t finished a single thing on my to-do list for school! Procrastination 5, school 0.

My SE k800i with the back housing removed.

In other news, I had a scare with my newly-bought cellphone3 over the weekend. D: I was pulling out the joystick cap I had bought for it to show my youngest brother, and instead of just the cap coming off, the whole upper keypad popped out. x__x Me and my dad had to figure out how to open it and take out the front housing, which is what that picture shows (it’s the back of my phone with the housing removed). Having to open up something I spent $300 on is not cool at all. I’ve learned my lesson now and will hopefully never take off the joystick cap ever again. XD

Anyways, I have to get back to “work”. But before I do, I give you plugs! :D Julia’s back with julesincolor.com, and so is JC with redwhitebrue.com, so go show them some love! :)

Footnotes:

  1. My older brother. []
  2. So ok, I went home back in September for the Incubus concert, but come on, that was for ONE day and is therefore not a “proper” visit. ;P []
  3. A Sony Ericsson k800i. Not necessarily the newest model, but seriously, I’ve been salivating over it since last year, back when it was first announced. Also, I wasn’t willing to shell out almost $500 for the Sony Ericsson T650, which was high on my list. :P []