Mama: What do you want to do when you graduate?
Me: Retire.
Heh.
I’m going to become a hermit on the English countryside with my handy dandy rice cooker one of these days, I tell you.
On a side note, it’s my parents’ 25th wedding anniversary today. :)
During work one day, I went to Mrs. Cruz (one of the heads when there’s data entry work) to give her the group Cs1 I had just finished. My older brother, who was right behind me, started to annoy me while I was talking to Mrs. Cruz, so she turned her attention towards him:
Mrs. Cruz: Stop bothering her.
Kuya D3: Why? She’s my sister, I can annoy her all I want.
Mrs. Cruz: No, you shouldn’t bother your sister. She’s such a hard worker.
Kuya D3: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Thinking that she didn’t get through to my brother (who was just messing with her), Mrs. Cruz looked at me and said:
Mrs. Cruz: You know, when he does that to you, eat him.
Me: Whaaaa-*insert incredulous look here*
Mrs. Cruz: Yeah, you should eat him.
I started to laugh out of amusement because no one ever told me to eat my brothers in retaliation before. And because she was dead serious and I had no idea how to properly react.
Afterwards, I found out that she was telling me to hit my older brother, not eat him. XD
Footnotes:

Rarrrr!! I’mma eat choo, Mr. G!
Lol. I bought myself a Domo-kun plushie the other day. He’s doing his job well, I must say. Mr. G hasn’t gone near me or any of my stuff! XD
My older brother got his DSLR yesterday, so I’ll be off to bother him! I want a Mr. G and Domo-kun photoshoot so I can make some lolparrot captions with my youngest brother, hahahaha.