Sep 12, 2008 :
Nonsensical
Posted by Keng at 11:53 pm; 5 Comments
Meet Carlito, the transvestite donkeycorn of apartment 111. :)
One of my roomies, Rose, turned 21 last Sunday. I decided to give her a piñata as a birthday gift (although initially, it was just meant for entertainment purposes), and she ended up loving it him. Apparently, I conceived him in Mexico with no knowledge of who or what or if there is a father. How I even got to Mexico without knowing how to drive still baffles me, but OMG DETAILS LIKE THAT ARE NOT IMPORTANT. Rose keeps Carlito away from the bad mother (aka me) and the evil a-piñata-is-supposed-to-be-hit! plans of Wendy and Ruth, and spends a lot of time hanging out with him and eating candy from his butt.
Yeah, it’s always this lively in #111. XD
In less-weird news:
I got a MacBook Pro! And I love it! :)
Also, BoardX (aka the only forum I’ll ever love/actively participate in, at least now that SonyPH has been dead for a while) is back! It’s a fresh new start, but it’s still filled with the same awesome, supportive (can definitely vouch for that <3) people who’ve made it great all these years. Go join if you never have or re-join if you still haven’t! ^_^
Yay I updated! Haha.
Jul 16, 2008 :
Future Plans
Posted by Keng at 1:19 am; 16 Comments
Mama: What do you want to do when you graduate?
Me: Retire.
Heh.
I’m going to become a hermit on the English countryside with my handy dandy rice cooker one of these days, I tell you.
On a side note, it’s my parents’ 25th wedding anniversary today. :)
Jun 20, 2008 :
Nomnomnomnom
Posted by Keng at 12:28 am; 16 Comments
During work one day, I went to Mrs. Cruz (one of the heads when there’s data entry work) to give her the group Cs1 I had just finished. My older brother, who was right behind me, started to annoy me while I was talking to Mrs. Cruz, so she turned her attention towards him:
Mrs. Cruz: Stop bothering her.
Kuya D3: Why? She’s my sister, I can annoy her all I want.
Mrs. Cruz: No, you shouldn’t bother your sister. She’s such a hard worker.
Kuya D3: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Thinking that she didn’t get through to my brother (who was just messing with her), Mrs. Cruz looked at me and said:
Mrs. Cruz: You know, when he does that to you, eat him.
Me: Whaaaa-*insert incredulous look here*
Mrs. Cruz: Yeah, you should eat him.
I started to laugh out of amusement because no one ever told me to eat my brothers in retaliation before. And because she was dead serious and I had no idea how to properly react.
Afterwards, I found out that she was telling me to hit my older brother, not eat him. XD
Footnotes:
- We do double-blind data entry with the forms we get, where one person enters some forms into group A and another person enters them into group B to match them up. Any discrepancies between the two entries gets the form pulled into group C for verification before finally submitting it to the database. [↩]