Turbo-Geek.org by Keng / Karizze

Jul 16, 2008 :

Future Plans

Posted by Keng at 1:19 am; 16 Comments

Mama: What do you want to do when you graduate?
Me: Retire.

Heh.

I’m going to become a hermit on the English countryside with my handy dandy rice cooker one of these days, I tell you.

 

On a side note, it’s my parents’ 25th wedding anniversary today. :)

Jun 20, 2008 :

Nomnomnomnom

Posted by Keng at 12:28 am; 16 Comments

During work one day, I went to Mrs. Cruz (one of the heads when there’s data entry work) to give her the group Cs1 I had just finished. My older brother, who was right behind me, started to annoy me while I was talking to Mrs. Cruz, so she turned her attention towards him:

Mrs. Cruz: Stop bothering her.
Kuya D3: Why? She’s my sister, I can annoy her all I want.
Mrs. Cruz: No, you shouldn’t bother your sister. She’s such a hard worker.
Kuya D3: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Thinking that she didn’t get through to my brother (who was just messing with her), Mrs. Cruz looked at me and said:

Mrs. Cruz: You know, when he does that to you, eat him.
Me: Whaaaa-*insert incredulous look here*
Mrs. Cruz: Yeah, you should eat him.

I started to laugh out of amusement because no one ever told me to eat my brothers in retaliation before. And because she was dead serious and I had no idea how to properly react.

Afterwards, I found out that she was telling me to hit my older brother, not eat him. XD

Footnotes:

  1. We do double-blind data entry with the forms we get, where one person enters some forms into group A and another person enters them into group B to match them up. Any discrepancies between the two entries gets the form pulled into group C for verification before finally submitting it to the database. [↩]

May 15, 2008 :

There Goes My Hero

Posted by Keng at 12:56 pm; 13 Comments

My Hero

Rarrrr!! I’mma eat choo, Mr. G!

Lol. I bought myself a Domo-kun plushie the other day. He’s doing his job well, I must say. Mr. G hasn’t gone near me or any of my stuff! XD

My older brother got his DSLR yesterday, so I’ll be off to bother him! I want a Mr. G and Domo-kun photoshoot so I can make some lolparrot captions with my youngest brother, hahahaha.