So I really do believe that Mr. G is out to get me and hates me just as much as I do him.
Earlier today, I finally had the courage to let him sit/stand/whatever on my head for more than a few seconds (it was actually a couple of minutes, methinks) without shaking my head really hard to make him fly away (I was watching Tokyo Majin Gakuen Kenpuchou: To Dai Ni Maku, which you should definitely watch if you’re into animé like me :], and couldn’t be bothered).
Anyways, some minutes later (after my older brother eventually made him fly away by demonstrating to me how he instills fear in Mr. G with the help of a football), I went to the bathroom, and while I was washing my hands, I noticed in the mirror that there were green stuff in my hair. Since Mr. G has been doing something weird with his feathers (a part of his head is bald-ish because apparently, he has been taking his feathers out and eating them.. O__O), I thought “Hmm, he must’ve been doing that weird thing on my head.” Upon closer inspection, however, it dawned on me:
HE FREAKING POOPED ON MY HEAD!!
That bird… >___>
edit: He just did it again! Although it wasn’t on my head, he pooped on my Incubus hoodie! UGHHH.
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Juice said on Nov 3, 2007 at 2:32 pm:
Aww Keng, vengeance!!! :P
Megan said on Nov 3, 2007 at 5:08 pm:
Ew, I’m sorry. That’s why I hate birds… I have this inane fear that they’ll crap on my head. I think it’s because one of my friends was standing in line once and a bird flew over her head and did that. :P
Chanel said on Nov 4, 2007 at 1:18 am:
LOL! Oh boy. That made me laugh out loud!
Sorry about the hoodie… and your head. I can’t imagine how horrified you must have been!
Xuan said on Nov 4, 2007 at 1:20 am:
Dear Lord. O_O Lol @ the ickle birdie.
The war has begun … hope your head and your hoodie are alright. ^___^
Lexie said on Nov 4, 2007 at 5:24 am:
Isn’t that what birds usually do? Crap on people’s shoulders, heads, and their car windshields?
Seriously, though. That’s just annoying.
…Keng, did you know that shooting birds with a BB gun is fun? *hint hint* ;)
Daniela said on Nov 4, 2007 at 6:33 am:
Maybe you should try and make friends with him? Bribing him with cookies will maybe stop him pooping into hoodies and onto heads;-)
Kaylee said on Nov 4, 2007 at 12:26 pm:
Lol, I’ve never had a bird poop on me. I guess I’m missing out ;) It’s always fun to laugh when they poop on other people, though!
Amy said on Nov 4, 2007 at 2:10 pm:
Don’t birds tear their feathers out when they’re stressed and upset? I thought I heard that somewhere. Sorry you’re having so many problems with the bird, but maybe he is scared and just needs a friend. I would need some help if I was being threatened with a football too… I hope he gets better though.
Lithography is a form of printmaking. It’s basically drawing on a plate with some type of grease, then processing it and making prints from it. It’s messy… But I guess it’s fun. :)
Eina said on Nov 4, 2007 at 5:14 pm:
Fry that bird! Uhm, well, or just teach it to fear you :P You should never let a bird sit on your head *shakes head*.
Ooh, what’s that anime about? O_o
connie said on Nov 4, 2007 at 6:15 pm:
lol, i love mr. g (whose name is still a mystery to me!). come on, worse things have happened; it’s plain amusing when something poops on your head. :P if you look at it in the way that at least it made me smile, at least it means something good came out of it.
yay for shampoo!
Angela said on Nov 4, 2007 at 9:46 pm:
We used to have a parrot that ate his feathers, too. He hated me. Only my brother could play nicely with him.
Cynthia said on Nov 5, 2007 at 6:58 pm:
LOL, hahaha! Jeeze! We have a bird kind of like yours [well, my boyfriend and his fam does], but we never really let him walk around like you guys do. :P He bites.
jayjayne said on Nov 6, 2007 at 7:00 am:
It appears that many of your horrors sprout from the (bottom ahaha) bowels of your little tweety bird.
I take a very existen-ten-tial view on evil animals - the plan is to make them “not exist”. In otherwords, place your feathery nemesis in the oven - turn up the dial - and subsequently watch as the bird fails to exist.
Or you could tolerate it and threaten it with catnip in their seed feed. Make the birdy-poo a stoner.
I have goodadviceLOL. D:
terin selena said on Nov 7, 2007 at 1:32 am:
dang that must really suck to have a bird poop on your head. at least my sister’s sticks to pooping on the wall.
Jules said on Nov 12, 2007 at 2:41 am:
OMG, bad Mr. G! Eww, that’s my biggest fear - to be pooped on by a bird. That is a funny name for a bird, btw.