“AVADA KEDAVRA!!”
A blast of bright green light was shooting at Harry like a speeding bullet. He did not have time to “matrix” his way out of this, so he let it hit. As soon as the light gleemed his eyes, he awoke breathing heavy—in a hospital, on a respirator, in London. He looked around to the people next to him. It was his parents, Lilly and James. Harry cried, “Where the bloody hell am I?”
His father answered, “Son, you were in a coma for six years. We were just thinking about pulling the plug.”
“Are you kidding me? Where’s Voldemort? Where’s Ron and Hermione? WHERE’S MY WAND?!”
“The doctor said you might have a little brain damage from the crash you were in and if you acted up, you would be a danger.”
“I AM NOT CRAZY!!!”
“It was all a dream. Calm down. Now let’s put you on some meds and get this jacket on.”
His mother handed him a straitjacket and his father led him into a white room that looked like one big pillow. Before he was strapped down, he put his hand to his forehead. It turned out there was no lightning bolt shaped scar.
This is the only HP7 theory I’ve read, and it’s certainly a most amusing one. Personally, I think it’s genius. XD I couldn’t stop laughing after my youngest brother, who’s been perusing the intarweb for HP7 speculations, told me this, with the “Son, you were in a coma for six years.” line being the most awesome thing I’ve ever heard/read about HP. XD
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Angela said on Jul 13, 2007 at 10:27 am:
It seems you’re always having issues with WP!
I’m looking forward to my eventual high school reunions. But, they don’t have them after only two years, lol. But I’m gonna try to go to all my big ones!
Alex said on Jul 13, 2007 at 4:44 pm:
Have fun…starving? Haha. Your dragon is so cute. I prefer the first one over the second one, but both are nice. I tried lineart once, and I failed at it miserably. My hand is too unsteady and it started cramping. :) Maybe once I get a tablet…I remember one time, my mom went back to China for her highschool reunion and when she came back she was all, ‘THEY’RE SO SNOBBY NOW!’ Haha, people change.
Lauren said on Jul 13, 2007 at 6:50 pm:
thanx! yeah to-do lists are spiffey
christian said on Jul 14, 2007 at 6:20 am:
I hope that’s not the ending of HP. I might throw away my HP books if that would be the ending.
Brenda said on Jul 14, 2007 at 10:11 am:
i swear to GOD, if the HP 7th book end like this, i will burn all my Harry Potters books! seriously!!!!
Daisy said on Jul 14, 2007 at 10:40 am:
Sana hindi ganyan ang ending! Hindi ako nagsnack for 2 weeks (!!!) para lang makatipid for HP7. :P
Anna said on Jul 14, 2007 at 1:19 pm:
Wooow, now if that would be the ACTUAL content of the book then I would be SOOO interested in reading it.
What? That IS interesting, Harry not being a Wizard all this time?
Until I read this is only a theory, damn.
Alex said on Jul 14, 2007 at 1:44 pm:
If that was the ending of the Harry Potter series, I would be really upset. :) It is a genius ending though.
Kelsey said on Jul 15, 2007 at 1:01 am:
I can’t stop laughing!!!!
Patty said on Jul 15, 2007 at 3:24 am:
ah-hahaha. that’s funny. i seen a picture of a bit of a spoiler… hmm let’s just say it doesn’t end up like this. oh wait… it might. OHHH ;P
Mihoriel said on Jul 15, 2007 at 3:54 am:
OMG! That Harry Potter ending made me laugh hysterically but hopefully J.K Rowling doesn’t end it like that. I’d be so pissed off!! At least, it gives a good laugh!
Gean said on Jul 15, 2007 at 5:43 am:
Haha. Kung yan ang ending ng HP, isa ako sa madidismaya.
jayjayne said on Jul 15, 2007 at 9:23 am:
Fortunately, I have had the literary opportunity to expose my inner creative stroke by using “…and then Stacy awoke waving her arms about with frantic enthusiasm. It turns out she was sleeping.” several times! What could I say? I was in grade 4, and had just fabricated the most amazing story concerning little purple (to go against the curve) aliens with glowy-eyes (to go with the curve) and some random talking sheep. I had to think of some cohesive tie to wrap up the ludicrous story. Sleep, coma, syphilis.
I WAASSSS NNIIIIIINEEE!
I DIIIIDDN’T KNOOOW!!
/sob.
CJ said on Jul 15, 2007 at 9:48 am:
LOL. I think I like that ending better. I hate Harry Potter.
Frutee said on Jul 15, 2007 at 9:55 am:
hahaha. I would die if hp ended that way. Damn. hahaha. :))
Kristine said on Jul 15, 2007 at 10:15 am:
Whoa.. I actually laughed really hard at that theory.. But I do know I’d be very disappointed with that as an ending.. heck, I’d probably burn the book with rage..
I’d like to think that Voldemort would die (which is likely to happen).. and I’m keeping my fingers crossed that Harry doesn’t get killed off.. But who knows? We’ll just have to wait for the big day! YAY!!!!
Lexie said on Jul 15, 2007 at 10:56 am:
Hahaha. :) I believe I left a comment in Multiply about this. But still. I love it.
But it would be pretty sad if it turned out that there was no Hermione and Ron and Draco after all. :(
Sleeper said on Jul 15, 2007 at 5:32 pm:
There’ll be a huge bunch of angry wizard fans if all of the “magic” is simply stated a “dream”. No, no… personally I don’t have a problem with Harry dying. I only hope Snape or Draco will do something cool and be GOOD instead of bad.
I think..hmm.. Draco’s dad will kill Draco. That’s my theory of “what will happen in the final book”. Yesss.
Kiera said on Jul 15, 2007 at 7:26 pm:
I’m not a major harry potter fan in the least. but as far as stories go, that would be a very, very interesting twist in the line of books. I don’t think J.K. Rowling will go for something like that but if it were me and I had the entire world on the edge of its seat, I sure as hell would! It’d be funny to see how mad people would get =].
I enjoy going to sites like yours where everything is clean cut and organized. makes me smile =].
haha my last name is SUPER easy to say. shame it isn’t the same for my first =[. and yes I like to say smell me to people XD it’s just grand.
Kiera said on Jul 15, 2007 at 7:27 pm:
omgosh btw your comments are amazing… you can preview and you have time to edit it? god dang that’s high tech. -drools-.
lk said on Jul 16, 2007 at 12:02 am:
Sounds funny, but I know nothing about HP so I cannot give much of an opinion. I don’t know what I missed over the years, seems like the HP fever has captured everyone but me LOL.
tessie said on Jul 16, 2007 at 12:38 am:
that ending = a lot of angry mobs with pitch forks and torches…
which would be quite hilarious! i mean…have you seen some of the, i guess rather obsessive, harry potter fans? insane, i know. :) but yeah, the reaction to this ending would be pretty interesting to see. too bad it is unlikely.
& yess. TEN is definitely worth the listen! :) hope you checked them out/liked them!
katia said on Jul 16, 2007 at 2:51 am:
amusing, but i bet lots of HP fans would get super mad. haha. =p
imm soo excited for the 7th book release! whooo. 6 more days to go. hehe
Austin said on Jul 16, 2007 at 3:16 am:
lmao, what a twist to the Harry Potter story series.
IN A COMA =O that’d be on hell of an ending. Don’t tell me this was J.K. Rowling’s work?! SHE WOULDN’T END THE STORY IN SUCH A DRAMATIC WAY xD
Juice said on Jul 16, 2007 at 6:22 am:
What if, what if, whaaat iff?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I’m so gonna kill myself if that’s the ending. Hahahaha. Toink to the fullest!
Angie said on Jul 16, 2007 at 1:17 pm:
Oh wow at first I was like whaaaa? haha but I never read/saw any HP books or movies so haha it wasn’t supposed to make sense to me. lmao.
Jess said on Jul 16, 2007 at 8:54 pm:
I LOVE THAT! LOL thats just classic, how many angry fans would there be if they read that…. Oh the outrage!
Maggie said on Jul 16, 2007 at 9:31 pm:
hahahaha people were saying the same thing would happen to lost, where one of the characters would just wake up from a dream.
i would be completely PISSED if that happened
but this is harry potter
i would SO let that slide because i’m not the biggest fan lol
Paddy said on Jul 17, 2007 at 12:28 am:
Haha, if only it were true!
Carmen said on Jul 17, 2007 at 7:22 am:
Best. Ending. Ever.
Seriously, I’d love it, just because it’s be so unexpected. Everyone’d come after Rowling with pickaxes, but it’d still be hilarious.
Thao said on Jul 17, 2007 at 10:38 am:
Wow, wouldn’t that be a letdown? Hehe… and I haven’t even gotten into the series that deep!
connie said on Jul 17, 2007 at 10:44 pm:
well, i’ve had several near-death experiences having admitted the following lines, but i will say them nonetheless: i don’t read harry potter! and i’ve also only seen the third movie (whose viewing was a dirty ploy, too, mind you), so i don’t really know what’s going on. :( however, with all the complicated mumbo jumbo i’ve heard regarding the HP stories (… brooms?), that would be a very exciting ending. isn’t that like the one thing our english teachers told us to NEVER conclude a story with? haha, well done, JK rowling!